10:27 PM

Sigh... I really don't understand why people blog. Before I started blogging, I was spamming the hell out of other blogs. From those blogs, all I can see is that these bloggers are only complaining about their shitty life, blaming others, backstabbing friends, naming people and telling shit nobody wants to know (like how many squares of toilet paper he used today). Also, people from these blogs are like a totally different person in real life than in front of the computer screen. Trust me, I know.

Than I started blogging to see how it was like. I guess I'm just not made for it. How can people stand revealing every minute of their life to people they don't even know, it's a bit revolting isn't it? There just isn't any point in wasting time typing out crap when your only audience is a bunch of bootlickers, spammers or people who are really free.

But one thing I learnt, is that the Internet can also be a very useful tool. On your blog, you can say anything you want and frame others. And the scary thing is that others actually believe what you write and start hating the person you hate and even worse, start to like you. And what do you do if you're the one spreading stories? Do you stop because you're afraid? Noooooooooo, you get even bolder, find more targets to propogate your ideas and make your victim feel so bad, even masturbating dosen't help release the stress.

That is why I am going to quit blogging after less than one month and return to the real world where I won't be able to get to hear your disgusting thoughts, get sick at all the lies and get battered up emotionally.

Oh and to Wilford, I do hate you but not enough to create a whole new fucking blog and post even more shit there than on my own blog. I would only do that if you raped my whole family, my maids and my dog. Now, when I read that blog, I also feel a bit disgusted. I'm sorry for what I did to your bottle, your phone and your mp3 player, but just like others, I think you are too much.

I know you won't miss me. 6:48 PM





Click to enlarge. 3:17 PM

I just realised just now when I was bathing that there's a worse insult than "Fuck your mother chee bye".

"Fuck your mother lanjiao"

I said I thought of it when I was bathing... 8:44 PM

Today, after school, I went with Russell and Kia Guan to Singapore Expo. Some teacher had asked if people were interested in the Science Math Research Programme and wanted to see this exhibition to know how it’s like. The exhibition is called Ideas in Action or something like that.

Before we reached the place, we didn’t know what it would be like because the teacher did not elaborate. We thought it would just some competition where different teams from Secondary schools and JC’s would go on stage and present their inventions to us while we sat and watched.

But when we got there and saw little Primary School kids from Primary 2 running around the entrance, something tells me nothing is wrong. And when we got in, it turned out to be some exhibition that also included a Primary School section. When we looked around the place, it was quite big. So we started exploring.

We went to see our school’s booths first, which was just opposite RI’s. Our school’s booths were very well decorated and people were packing the area around them. The people at the booths were also very alert and responsive to their audience, never once leaving the booth unmanned. After boosting our I.Q from the informative presentations by the booth managers, we went to have a look at the Primary School booths.

To our surprise, the Primary School booths were also very interesting. ALL the inventions were very original and never-before-seen. One invention I liked a lot was the multi-purpose umbrella that featured an umbrella with two pockets on the inside to put your things in. Funny enough, there was another booth that had something similar. But I guess it’s because “Great minds think alike”. Eh?

As we continued visiting all the booths, we felt like we were in heaven as we had never enjoyed ourselves this much in our entire life. We forgot about the loads of our bags as we skipped around the hall learning about the interesting and wonderful inventions.

After visiting so many booths, we felt very hungry and bought some food. We gobbled down our food as fast as we could because we did not want to miss any action happening in the exhibition hall.

Sadly, we had to leave at 4.25 p.m and we held back our tears as we waved goodbye to the exhibition hall. I hope this event comes by more often. This is one day I will never forget, made even better by the presence of my best friends beside me. :( 10:53 PM

Here's another quiz that I got from the lovely Ivan. Thanks, love. :)

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
It's a wonder this guy is still a virgin!

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
I'm fucking a goat right now. Does that count?

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Printer.

4. Favourite planet?
Patrick Star.

5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Last night's satisfied customer.

6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
I like the feel of vibrations against my body when my phone is in my pocket.

7. What kinda shirt you have on?
A thong.

8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
Chain smoker

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Left foot - Prada, Right foot - Prosthetic limb.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright room.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
He is dependable person and girls swoon after him.

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one that has more chiobu on it.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Getting inspiration from the Karma Sutra.

14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
"I had too XD" from Russell.

15. Where is your letter box?
Hanging from my left ear.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
KNNBCCB

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Myself.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Russell's leg.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
I don't do drugs, I sell them.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
π

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
12, when I got my 1st pubic hair. *sniff*

22. Your worst enemy?
I love everyone and harbour no hatred.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
My butt cheeks

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“What soup?”

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
I’d prefer a million fucks.

26. Do you like someone?
Yes.

27. The last song you listened to?
The Power Is On – The Go! Team

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Nah, I don’t like my maid.

29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
Yu Fan, the punch would do him more good than harm.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
My fuck buddy’s right foot. 10:32 PM

I learnt yesterday that you shouldn't drink 2 bottles of apple tea, 1 packet of milo and 1 litre of lemonade in one day, if not you'll fall ill the next day. That's why I came to school with sore throat, running nose and a cold today.

Last night while I was touching myself under the sheets, I suddenly remembered that there was zuo wen to do. :o So before I climaxed, I jumped out of bed, put my pants on and wrote a masterpiece for my zuo wen. LimNE will be impressed.

Than today, Mr Krison, whom i secretly have a crush on, gave us an assignment on formal letters. As always, I tried my best to impress him hoping that I can catch his eye for once. I think that my essay turned out quite well. :)

But after recess, it was Chinese. I had already used up all my creative juices for the day writing the English formal letter and I just didn't know what to write for the Chinese test. Luckily, the test was in LT2 under the watchful eyes of Miss Yu Yan, our school's resident Chinese HOD. So, I was able to see some of my neighbour's answers from the corner of my eye. I still remember 1 question, no. 16, which asked about the ping xing of some flower/plant and I put: It is the food of poor people.

I hope I will get well soon. Wish me a speedy recovery, yeah? Thanks, guys. :) 8:50 PM

Since darling Hong Guang pleaded with me to do this, I will do it for him. :)

Name 11 ppl Then tag 5 ppl to do this.
1. Hong Guang
2. Xian Bin
3. Qi En
4. Samuel
5. Shawn Koh
6. Terence Tsang
7. Ho Wei Rong
8. Wilford
9. Tian Ci
10. Russell Leong
11. Kia Guan


1. How did you meet 10? When we were looking for customers in Geylang.
2.What would you do if you never met 2? I would kill myself. :(
3.What would you do if 9 and 11 dated? They're already dating.
4.Do you like 7? He's my bestest buddy in the whole wide world.
5.Would 5 and 6 make a good couple? They do have 1 thing in common.
6.Describe 3? Pui pui pui pui pui
7.Do you think 8 is attractive? Attractive? What a degradatory term!
8.Tell me something about 2? Our school's best debator.
9.Do you know any of 4's family? No, but I would like to be a part of it in the future.
10.Whats 5's favourite things? Making new perfumes for Chanel and Prada.
11.What would you do if 3 confesses he/she likes you? I would die happy.
12.What language does 6 speak? C++, PHP, Javascript
13.Who is 9 going out with? Oprah Winfrey.
14. How old is 8 now? He is a 14 year old boy with the wisdom of a 100 year old sage.
15.When was the last time you talked to 1? When we discussed about which Hotel 81 to meet in.
16.What is 2's favourite band/singer? Himself.
17.Would you ever date 7? LOL.
18.Would you ever date 11? I've been dreaming about that day since I saw his photo in Forbe's 100 Hottest Bachelors list.
19. Have you ever seen 2 naked? No.

5 People whom you want to pass this on to:
1. Mao Ze Dong
2. The Lion King
3. Qi En's friendly father
4. Miss Yu Yan, my beloved teacher
5. Bishan Gay 3:31 PM

Welcome to my blog and its gay skin. :) Have fun here. 5:25 PM